there’s a boy at my school who keeps speaking in doge and asking me to suck his dick but on a completely related note, im dropping out
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
i have an increasing sexual attraction towards potato foods and it’s scaring me
i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia
and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes
“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
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6 Kangaroos, 4 Koalas, and a bush turkey.
My gosh a bush turkey is that even a thing?
Scott and Lydia in Stiles’ mind like
Step it up trixie
THAT IS PAULINA NOT TRIXIE TANG YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE
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